

THE VOID SALAD
$9
A refreshing blend of absolutely nothing, garnished with the finest invisible ingredients. Perfect for those who want to indulge in lightness.
AIR-FRIED EMPTINESS
$8
Crispy, airy, and completely intangible. Enjoy the fluffiest nothingness straight from our state-of-the-art air fryer.
QUANTUM SOUP
$8
A bowl of theoretical delight, filled with particles that may or may not exist. Served with a side of Schrödinger’s bread.
NULL PASTA
$12
Our signature dish, featuring pasta made from the finest non-existent flour, cooked to non-perfection and served with an invisible sauce.
ZERO-CALORIE ENTREE
$15
Indulge in the ultimate diet-friendly option with our entrée that contains absolutely zero calories, carbs, fats, or proteins.
IMAGINARY DESSERT
$15
End your meal on a sweet note with a dessert that’s only limited by your imagination. Tastes like a dream!
2240 NONEXISTENCE AVE,
NOWHERE, NA 010323
123-455-245
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