Specials
ONLY aVAILABLE
AT OUR RESTAURANT

THE VOID SALAD

$9

A refreshing blend of absolutely nothing, garnished with the finest invisible ingredients. Perfect for those who want to indulge in lightness.

AIR-FRIED EMPTINESS

$8

Crispy, airy, and completely intangible. Enjoy the fluffiest nothingness straight from our state-of-the-art air fryer.

QUANTUM SOUP

$8

A bowl of theoretical delight, filled with particles that may or may not exist. Served with a side of Schrödinger’s bread.

NULL PASTA

$12

Our signature dish, featuring pasta made from the finest non-existent flour, cooked to non-perfection and served with an invisible sauce.

ZERO-CALORIE ENTREE

$15

Indulge in the ultimate diet-friendly option with our entrée that contains absolutely zero calories, carbs, fats, or proteins.

IMAGINARY DESSERT

$15

End your meal on a sweet note with a dessert that’s only limited by your imagination. Tastes like a dream!

Location

2240 NONEXISTENCE AVE,
NOWHERE, NA 010323

123-455-245
ORDER ONLINE

Hours

Monday

Closed

Tuesday-Thursday

closed

Friday-Sunday

closed